Yah! Opettele Suomea!! 3 minutes!! Eezy!!

haha this was too hilarious to not to let you see this
Some eazy finnish words



heh this too too hilarious
these jokes a 'bit' difficult for me.....

Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti

Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti" (In Hokkien meaning Ah Cheng buys bread)

The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them to re-select another song.
The Ah Bengs were indignant and kicked up a big fuss, claiming that the DJ was insulting them. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down.
Finally, after many hours of talking, the manager managed to find out that the Ah Bengs were actually asking for the song "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers.

One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey of a building and wanted to get down to the ground floor.
As they looked at the dial , they could see the number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G.
As they were not English-educated, they were puzzled and really had no idea what does the letter G mean.
Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G.
When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian, "Wow, how you know one?"

The first Ah Lian reply smugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah..."

Little Nemo's Great Great Granduncle?

This guy living in north finland got quite a catch.
Can make couple of steaks or a small bowl of soup ofit....
22.6kg sea salmon from Oulu river.

Oh, HERE the latest news of Little Nemo, he seems to be doing just fine!





BTW, the way how salmon are fished here is pretty traditional one.

No lazy ass non-sportsmanship-lamer-million-bucks monsterboats.

But this way:

Counter-Addiction

Hehe this   (klik the pik...) seems to amuse many friends. After seeing my counter they now started make all kinds of own ones.
(BIG thanks for my best buddy S for the initial introduction to this thing!)
Some friends now have a counter for retirement, some for baby, some for marriage, vacation, new home, end of school, even death!

I'm so lame that I only count for my bd...hahah.
Heyyeah so many days 'til it so you can start saving for a BIG present!

Oh, and Thanks L with the pic positioning thingie help.....!

M

Oh so true, innit?

Nice eating

I went today for a date and we went to eat in one restaurant chain called Rosso
(red in italian)
So difficult decision as can't find nepal/indian restaurant near, she dont wana turkish food, neither wanted to go these westernised 'chinese' restaurants that serve most dull food, neither wana pizza nor hamburgers.
Well then just choose the place by finding a nice place to park the car and only walk ten metres.
all in all that place was so great positive surprise!
the place was very clean, the crew was polite, fast, smiling and helpful.

I chose garlic turkey and she got Maranello pork from the chef's recommended list.


For some reason the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. she envy my meal and pick some from my plate haha and said next time she order that one

I was so preoccupied with the conversation and to see the foodss arrive i totally forgot to take pics of the portions. 2oo bad, were so nice ones.

Lo and Behold! I ordered a dessert!

When has bin the last time?? years maybe decade ago haha. but i did also as she wanted to have it.
Both had ice cream. so delicious ones!
Mine was Mascarpone-pistachio ice cream with whipped cream n strawberry thing , she had Caramello ice cream
(mascarpone cheese is the important ingredient in tiramisu btw...)
of tiramisu: "Do you eat to live, or live to eat?"

anyways, mascarpone suits so well in ice cream too!!

If You visit anytime Finland i can recommend by this experience this chain.
A good variety menu, normal prices, and so far so nice n clean place.
even better now that smoking is prohibited in all restaurants so dont have to smell like tobacco after having lunch

All prices in Euro. 1€ = S$2 = US$1.4
The Menu

[Saint Edition] Lame or Lame? Sky and underwater diving. JUST DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!

[edit 31.7.2007)]

this post is a positive remix, still contains (deserved) sarcasm as an ingredient...
Good to write this as Timbaland video with *lovely* Keri Wilson playing. Just waiting if Rihanna come soon also. SHUT UP AND DRIVE! (or dive?)

this is a major remake of the previous post that i still leave asitis (clip-clip) to remind me, and punish me of my foul mouth that sometimes invades my tiny skull housing my two brain cells

and still... this old one is already a sanitised version of the original angry burst hmmm!! my, my...
temper, temper...


OF SCUBA DIVING
scuba diving is maybe the easiest least intimidating and most enchanting way to get introduced to the weightless world of three dimensions.
one dimension too much for a normal person to get disoriented hehe....
anyways, can float freely, see all kinds of wonderful things that are under the surface of the water. more than what your regular joe sees. seas.

also to experience the free float! free movement in all directions (remember safety rules though,...)
and you know? real astronauts train in water tank in their space suits! weightlesness of underwater is really next to being in space!

anyways... here it comes...
personally i just dont like -myself- to do something (and stop advancing at that point) that i consider lame as OWD, i wana go serious always what i do.
either i do it good or i dont do.
cant stop it there and go to take suntan at beach and brag my friends and beach girls some 5 star funny-card

well good fun and excitement for tourist, also safe in the hands of experienced instructors, even if it is lame in my eye
A major experience for most even that OWD.
gives some living money to instructors too.


well... and sigh * 5 times.
The window of opportunity for me to join our nation's elite military 3D environment families is bygone. Too bad but what can do.
Air force fighter pilot is the #1 and the oxygen rebreathing Navy fighter diver another #1



(sorry for my lack of translation for the soldier diver... but i guess you get it. rite?...). the breathing gear is Dräger and compass is Suunto mil editions
The two most coveted 'wings' are for fighter pilot and navy diver.

Technical diving is the only goal i have.
Until i have a way = money to advance to it, I won't begin, no idea to only play and become stale

Im not talking of real oxygen rebreathers like expensive tactical LARVI1 , but semi-rebreather with mix gas that're cheaper like Dräger dolphin. HEY! no BUBBLES!! enjoy the silence of your recreational time!!

Well interest in normal bubbly mixture gases and deep jobs with long deco times also.

Just give me my Helsingin Sanomat (the major newspaper here) sunday edition crossword puzzle and i can tolerate couple of deiz sitting and excercise in confined space.

Deep dive work
BIG risk, big salary, big investment to get in to the elite.
My physical and mind are ok forit.
Money = training & gear lacks.

Hey you can do-nate me some thousand dolas if wana haha then i can do it


ah... yah...
from the water we arrive to the air element. also oxygen in air yezz...

OF SKYDIVING
[under field study]

OF FLYING (yah this is a new addition *grin* )
well what to say,  its the noblest art of it all.
do it in a hot air balloon, small plane, commercial big jet, small luxury jet, propeller driven lovely cessna or better yet, a roaring fighter jet!
it's just so great!!!!

HERE COME THE APPPLAUSES AND APOLOGIES
Big oh so big thanks to L who show me the PATH and the LIGHT!!!
Thanks forever L!!!!

Still bigger apologize for Y for my scolding first post that i still edited and still edited to be less ugly one. Didnt know touch you also. Only today know.
I removed all link in bad touch.
Sorry dude really...


AND HERE COMES THE BRIDE... OOOPS THE OLD SHXT...

--CLIP--
How lame can be a tourist scuba diver?
A decent course takes one-two weeks for theory until You know what Youre doing and not endagering your, or worse yet your dive partner's life....
Tourist one is just a joyride, one or two days superficial theory, then total amateurs put underwater.
I wonder how they can be allowed to have a diving certificate card after such training that the ones passing the test can call air bottles oxygen bottles not knowing the difference....
SIGH

Of course most tourist resorts do that easy money business. Why wouldn't they...




And of course the other lame thing to do....
It's ok for grandpa age but not for a sane and physically able normal person :-)
http://www.skydiving.com/first.html

IF youre serious, go to courses, learn the theory, the stuff, then jump solo.

Please don't claim you have done skydiving if what really happened someone strapped to your ass did the jump. It's just an amusement park ride nothing else.
I'd rather put my money on to this joyride: Ohio Top Thrill Dragster

Well... good money for the one who strap you on him/her


M
--CLIP--

Love & Marriage

two different things

sometimes can shake hands though...rarely...

marriage is when the bride's father gives lots of sheep to get his daughter married
well.... then in the newborn marriage wife has the value of one or less sheep (what an inflation)
only request: give baby boys and shut up her mouth
then husband and family are happy.
husband of course does his way and has his mistresses for non-baby-making excercises
still, wife must be shutup. it is his right

yah. a bleak view of marriage. why shouldn't it be? most marriages end up in divorce. not at all only because of cheating. cheating happens all the time. but just growing tired of the other.

Such waste of money to do all the marriage party arrangements. then also shame to promise forever love in front of so many people and then in the end it is just cheap talk and nonsense.

so many divorces nowadays people don't even feel ashamed of throwing the party, collecting the presents and then break up until get married again.

the cycle goes on and on....